History of "The Crabs"

The History.
On March 19th the start of crabbing came to be when the great migration started when the old wise one of them all got sick of all these people doing crime and melting all the golden bars that they have collected. It got so bad that one day the Old wise one was even poured onto with the said gold, This enraged the crab they then jumped into the water hoping to leave the dirty grinders and criminals and start a new life. They searched fair and wide to find fellow crabs who saw the color of this Old crab who seemed to almost be ancient, Because of the issue with the fishermen and the crab species almost going extinct they had no other choice but to follow this Golden Crab. After several long days of traveling they finally reached a highway, Of course most of the crabs where hesitant not knowing wither or not they would die, But the Golden Crab didn't care they wanted to get they're family to safety. During the crossing of the road a truck came flying by soon having to serve not to hit the crabs, While this was happening the back swung open and a bunch of paint and googly eyes flew out and landed on the poor crabs just trying to live and survive. Finally after many weeks of traveling they reached the Alamo sea, After traveling far and wide the Golden Crab could finally rest with this they dug the crab a hole where they then slept for many years.

To this day no one knows if the history of the Golden Crab was real or just a story made up by dirty grinders who need cash.